This is basically what I do every day. Obviously this is a work of fiction. *cough*
11:30 am. Wake up, hit ‘snooze’ button on phone.
12 noon. Actually get out of bed.
12:30 pm. Prepare self gourmet meal of Easy Mac.
1 pm. Stare at job postings.
2 pm. Watch NCIS. Or Bones. But probably NCIS.
3 pm. Continue watching NCIS while contemplating which job(s) to apply to today.
4 pm. Decide on a job.
5 pm. Wonder what the point of life is.
6 pm. Dinner, courtesy of mom, sometimes courtesy of a restaurant (but still technically courtesy of my parents).
7 pm. Psych self up to applying for job.
8 pm. Attempt writing a cover letter that doesn’t sound desperate or overly enthusiastic.
8:05 pm. Realize that is impossible.
8:10 pm. Sit wrapped in a blanket of self-doubt.
8:15 pm. Dad half-jokingly asks “What’s for dessert?”
8:20 pm. Give up and watch tv for next three hours.
11 pm. Parents finally go to bed. Write cover letter in peace.
2 am. Realize it is really late at night and tell self you will send job application tomorrow.
2:30 am. Wrap self in blanket of self-doubt. This time in bed.
3 am. Fall asleep to the sound of the heater creaking and movie soundtracks.
6 am. Wake up randomly.
8 am. Wake up to dog barking as parents leave for work.
9 am. Wake up from nightmares involving your past year(s) of stressful higher education deadlines.
11:30 am. Rinse and repeat.